Because you like Matilda Wormwood in Matilda
Francis Freeman may be impervious to pain, but he sure knows how to inflict it. See them in Deadpool.
Ron Burgundy is a news anchor who signs off with "Stay classy, San Diego" or whatever his teleprompter says. Bonus: he plays the jazz flute. See them in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.
Damon Salvatore used to miss being human. Now he can't think of anything more miserable. See them in The Vampire Diaries.
Sterling Archer is a fun-loving, car-driving spy extraordinaire. But one can tell his mother didn't hug him as a child. See them in Archer.
Wei Shen is an undercover cop on a mission for justice (or at least vengeance). See them in Sleeping Dogs.
China has five thousand years of history, and he's optimistic he'll win over the Allied Powers to the wisdom of his ways. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.
As an undercover cop, Schmidt is getting to relive high school as a cool kid. See them in 21 Jump Street.
Will Herondale is an emotionally distant bad boy with a secret. See them in Clockwork Angel .
Omar Little is a pretty chill guy, as long as you can forgive the stealing and killing people. See them in The Wire.
Faced with inequality, Gale Hawthorne has a rebellious spirit that only grows. See them in The Hunger Games .
Not only will attorney Matt Murdock get you off the hook, but his alter ego Daredevil might also swing by later and rough up whoever put you there. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.