Because you like Matilda Wormwood in Matilda

See Profile
Francis Freeman/Ajax
747

Francis Freeman may be impervious to pain, but he sure knows how to inflict it. See them in Deadpool.

See Profile
Ron Burgundy
857

Ron Burgundy is a news anchor who signs off with "Stay classy, San Diego" or whatever his teleprompter says. Bonus: he plays the jazz flute. See them in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

See Profile
Damon Salvatore
3432

Damon Salvatore used to miss being human. Now he can't think of anything more miserable. See them in The Vampire Diaries.

See Profile
Sterling Archer
863

Sterling Archer is a fun-loving, car-driving spy extraordinaire. But one can tell his mother didn't hug him as a child. See them in Archer.

See Profile
Louie C.K.
217

For Louie C.K., comedy is tough but fatherhood is even tougher. See them in Louie.

See Profile
Wei Shen
163

Wei Shen is an undercover cop on a mission for justice (or at least vengeance). See them in Sleeping Dogs.

See Profile
China
109

China has five thousand years of history, and he's optimistic he'll win over the Allied Powers to the wisdom of his ways. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

See Profile
Schmidt
1377

As an undercover cop, Schmidt is getting to relive high school as a cool kid. See them in 21 Jump Street.

See Profile
Will Herondale
1054

Will Herondale is an emotionally distant bad boy with a secret. See them in Clockwork Angel .

See Profile
Omar Little
111

Omar Little is a pretty chill guy, as long as you can forgive the stealing and killing people. See them in The Wire.

See Profile
Gale Hawthorne
2077

Faced with inequality, Gale Hawthorne has a rebellious spirit that only grows. See them in The Hunger Games .

See Profile
Matt Murdock
3314

Not only will attorney Matt Murdock get you off the hook, but his alter ego Daredevil might also swing by later and rough up whoever put you there. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.