Because you like Count Olaf in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events

Titus Andromedon will show you the ropes, help you with your problems, and sing at you constantly, whether you like it or not. See them in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

Whatever Sakura Haruno lacks in power, she makes up for in intelligence and bravery. See them in Naruto.

All it takes to change the course of history is the will of a single man called John Price. See them in Call of Duty Series.

She got locked up so her husband could make it big, but now Cookie Lyon is coming for what's hers. See them in Empire.

A hardboiled 1940s detective, Cole Phelps is haunted by his past in World War II. See them in L.A. Noire.

Intelligent and compassionate, Hazel Lancaster would rather face things, even bad things, than sugarcoat the truth. See them in The Fault in Our Stars.

Nothing instills more fear in the Empire than the deep kshhh of Darth Vader breathing through his helmet. See them in Star Wars Series.

Jim Halpert is a master at the art of making it through the work day, including participating in an office Olympics. See them in The Office.

Ace pilot Asuka Langley Soryu is confident, haughty, and a little less grown-up than she pretends to be. See them in Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Susanna Kaysen is an aspiring writer, despairing young woman who struggles with suicidal thoughts. See them in Girl, Interrupted.

Lorelai Gilmore loves coffee, talking fast, flirting, movie marathons, and her daughter. See them in Gilmore Girls.

A super-soldier, Master Chief might be more machine than man. And for humanity's sake, thank God. See them in Halo.