Because you like Hit-Girl in Kick-Ass

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Dorothy Gale is a down-home Kansas girl in a bizarre fantasy land with beautiful red shoes. See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Sebastien Michaelis is a demonic butler who approaches life with effortless finesse and a diabolical streak. See them in Black Butler.

Barry Egan has too many anger issues to list here. See them in Punch Drunk Love.

Whether he's fighting or flirting, Jace Wayland is all swagger. See them in City of Bones.

Adelaide's a caring mom who winds up battling herself. See them in Us.

After years of living vicariously through other people's heroic stories, Wade Watts is about to become a hero himself. See them in Ready Player One.

Daenerys Targaryen will take what is hers with fire and blood. Thankfully, she has some dragons by her side. See them in Game of Thrones.

In love with a daughter of his family's sworn enemies, Romeo Montague must find a way to reconcile his conflicting desires. See them in Romeo & Juliet.

Soos Ramirez is a loving doofus man-child. See them in Gravity Falls.

Henry Mills is an idealistic young boy with the heart of the truest believer. See them in Once Upon a Time.

Loyal to his family and associates and distrustful of anyone else, Tony Soprano is a good guy to have on your side. See them in The Sopranos.