Because you like Liz Sherman in Hellboy

Queenie Goldstein is beautiful, kind, and probably currently reading your mind. See them in Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them.

Kara "Starbuck" Thrace will beat you in cards, drink you under the table, then fly circles around you in her fighter plane. See them in Battlestar Galactica.

Claire Standish is a popular, perfect princess who's deeper than she seems. See them in The Breakfast Club.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

This barber doesn't cut hair. Sweeney Todd sends his clients down a chute to be baked into his partner-in-crime's pies. See them in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

Alex Dunphy's self-reliant intelligence comes with a healthy dash of sarcasm. See them in Modern Family.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

The Grinch's heart is just too small to appreciate Christmas. See them in Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.