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Cortana
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With an A.I. as loyal and witty as Cortana, who needs humans? See them in Halo.

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Dennis Reynolds
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In Dennis Reynolds' mind, only a psycho wouldn't have a six-part system to bring home women. And he should know. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

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Torrance Shipman
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This is not a democracy. According to Torrance Shipman, it's a "cheerocracy." See them in Bring It On.

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Tiffany Doggett
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Tiffany Doggett is usually a nice, good Christian. Just don't get her riled up! See them in Orange Is The New Black.

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Edwin Hoover
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A doting grandfather, Edwin Hoover also has a heroin addiction and a penchant for swearing. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

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Napoleon Dynamite
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Napoleon Dynamite loves tater tots, mythical beasts, and reveling in his awkwardness. See them in Napoleon Dynamite.

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R
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R is sweet for a zombie. See them in Warm Bodies.

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Jon Snow
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It doesn't matter how noble or brave he is. Jon Snow is a bastard, and people don't let him forget it. See them in Game of Thrones.

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Joel
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Joel is a hardened, jaded survivor who keeps finding things to fight for. See them in The Last of Us.

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Hannah Horvath
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Hannah Horvath is kind of a mess, but she owns her messiness in a way few people do. See them in Girls.

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Devi Vishwakumar
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A star student destined for Princeton, nerdy Devi Vishwakumar dreams of losing her virginity to a stone-cold hottie who can "rock her all night long." See them in Never Have I Ever.

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Nepeta Leijon
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The cutest kitty this side of the galaxy, Nepeta Leijon is mischievous, caring, and obsessed with romance. See them in Homestuck.