Because you like Martin Q. Blank in Grosse Pointe Blank

He tells you everything you need to know: "I. Am. Groot." See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

With his own ship, Peter Quill calls his own shots, and gets to fly from planet to planet blasting '70s pop hits and picking up alien chicks. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Sheldon Cooper is brilliant in every way except, well, interacting with any human being. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Castiel might be an immortal angel, but the human world is still more than a little confusing. See them in Supernatural.

Severus Snape is a misanthropic potions teacher with a vindictive streak. See them in Harry Potter Series.

He's an eccentric pirate making it up as he goes along. He's Jack Sparrow, savvy? See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

A bookish know-it-all with a bossy streak, Hermione Granger always stands up for what she believes in. See them in Harry Potter Series.