Because you like Susanna Kaysen in Girl, Interrupted

Burton Guster is a level-headed investigator with a "Super Sniffer" nose. See them in Psych.

If this slick ad man doesn't like the conversation, he changes it—while drinking and smoking. See them in Mad Men.

With an abundant supply of alcohol, nice restaurants, and free will, Crowley is a demon who is thoroughly enjoying his time on Earth. See them in Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

Willow Rosenberg may be a witch who can defeat the forces of evil, but she still gets emotional over kittens on the Internet. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Keren Walker is a socialite looking to avoid work, keep a constant buzz, and be as snarky as possible. See them in Will & Grace.

Iris West is a barista and blogger determined to expose a secret. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Kagami Hiiragi keeps her grades up, helps at Takanomiya Shrine, serves as class president, and hangs out with her friends. See them in Lucky Star.

Javert is an inspector with a single-minded focus: to bring criminals to justice. See them in Les Miserables.

A suave proprietor of an upscale nightclub and gambling den, Rick Blaine is dealing with World War II and a broken heart. See them in Casablanca.