Because you like Aldous Snow in Get Him to the Greek

Newt Scamander is more comfortable with animals than people, even if the animals are super-dangerous magical creatures. See them in Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them.

Mabel Pines loves sparkles, animals, friendship, and fun. See them in Gravity Falls.

Gregor Samsa is an ordinary man in an abnormal predicament. See them in The Metamorphosis.

With an abundant supply of alcohol, nice restaurants, and free will, Crowley is a demon who is thoroughly enjoying his time on Earth. See them in Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

Davos Seaworth is steadfast, intelligent, and trustworthy, which are hard traits to find in a place like Westeros. See them in Game of Thrones.

Drusilla's hobbies include dolls, music, and killing people. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Sometimes being a supportive girlfriend like Ophelia doesn't work out too well. See them in Hamlet.

Auggie Pullman is a true wonder depite what some cruel classmates say. See them in Wonder .

Kendall Roy is a wanna be ruthless businessman who comes across more like an anxious teenager. See them in Succession.

April Ludgate doesn't like sunshine. She's more of a blood and guts kinda girl. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Megamind is searching for purpose in a supervillain life without a superhero to fight. See them in Megamind.