Because you like Unnamed in Fight Club

Artemis Fowl understands the way of the world. If he wins, he's a prodigy. If he loses, then he's crazy. That is how history is written. See them in Artemis Fowl.

Manipulative, gorgeous, and sharp as a tack, Blair Waldorf is a classic product of the Upper East Side. See them in Gossip Girl.

She got locked up so her husband could make it big, but now Cookie Lyon is coming for what's hers. See them in Empire.

Chuck Bass is notorious for his flamboyant sense of style and love of partying. See them in Gossip Girl.

For Sly Cooper, stealing isn't just about the haul. It's also about the journey. See them in Sly Cooper.

Haley Dunphy's interests include shopping, dating, and avoiding homework at all costs. See them in Modern Family.

People think that because Tris is small, or a girl, or a Stiff, she can't possibly be cruel. But they're wrong. See them in Divergent.

A vain and arrogant womanizer, Roy Mustang has hidden depths. See them in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Few high school students could be less concerned with labels. See them in Ouran High School Host Club.

Titus Andromedon will show you the ropes, help you with your problems, and sing at you constantly, whether you like it or not. See them in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

Effortlessly sexy, calm, and collected, Eric Northman is equally at home ripping off heads and flirting with waitresses. See them in True Blood.