Character Recommendations Based on Octodad

He tells you everything you need to know: "I. Am. Groot."

You wanna know how this psychotic got his scars? Knowing him, it's a terrifying story

A misanthropic potions teacher with a vindictive streak, Snape's true motivations are murky

Enigmatic, child-like, and one of the smartest people in the world

Beneath his whimsical exterior lurks a powerful wizard who's had to make tough choices

A benevolent madman with a blue box, traveling through time and space to heal the wounds of the universe

There's no one cooler than this intergalactic smuggler. And he knows it

Sharp, fearless royalty who gets herself into trouble and fights her way out

Strong, independent fighter who can save herself, thank you very much

An escaped convict on a mission, Sirius is brooding, brave, and reckless