Because you like David Wooderson in Dazed and Confused

Sophisticated and aloof, Darcy couldn’t care less about marriage, despite women throwing themselves upon him with wishes of matrimony. See them in Pride & Prejudice.

Gilderoy Lockhart's biggest idol is himself. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Greg Heffley will be famous someday, but now he's stuck in class with morons. See them in Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Poussey Washington is a former army brat who loves to read and loves her friends. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Gene Belcher dreams of a future in the limelight, and he doesn't let his lack of talent hold him back. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Ianto Jones' withdrawn nature conceals his emotional pain. See them in Torchwood.

Larger than life and wealthy beyond measure, Willy Wonka is more than a titan in the sweets industry; he is an arbiter of taste. See them in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Joel is a hardened, jaded survivor who keeps finding things to fight for. See them in The Last of Us.

Optimus Prime is a shapeshifting sentient robot leading a team of robots to stop evil from taking over. See them in Transformers.

JJ Mayfair is a loyal friend, but reckless behavior and a drug habit make relationships rocky. See them in Outer Banks.

Tina Goldstein is better at getting the job done than following the rules. See them in Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them.

Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.