Because you like Charlie Bronson in Bronson

A dedicated hedonist, Jack Harkness appreciates raunchy stories, stiff drinks, and excellent bottoms. See them in Doctor Who.

Underneath his preening narcissist exterior, Schmidt is, well, still kind of a preening narcissist. But he has a good heart too. See them in New Girl.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.

Quirky teen Carly Shay is the director of her own life story. See them in iCarly.

Carl Gallagher is a budding psychopath fascinated with rule breaking. See them in Shameless.

Intelligent and compassionate, Hazel Lancaster would rather face things, even bad things, than sugarcoat the truth. See them in The Fault in Our Stars.

A goldfish princess, Ponyo follows her dreams wherever they lead her. See them in Ponyo.

Light Yagami has a plan to make a better world, and morals won't stop him. See them in Death Note.

Clary Fray's philosophy: dive into the supernatural underworld first and ask questions later. See them in City of Bones.

If it were up to her, Merida would spend her days practicing archery and swordfighting, riding her horse, and exploring the Highlands. See them in Brave.

Wise beyond his years, Ashitaka is a dutiful young prince who respects the balance of life. See them in Princess Mononoke.

Funny, self-destructive, and in her own head, Fleabag has spent most of her adult life using sex to deflect from the screaming void inside her empty heart. See them in Fleabag.