Because you like Sebastian Flyte in Brideshead Revisited

People think Karen Smith is a dumb blonde, but she disagrees and is proud she can predict the weather with her breasts. See them in Mean Girls.

Dallas Winston is headed down a dangerous, criminal road. See them in The Outsiders.

Mother Gothel is a great mother as long as you never, ever, break the rules. See them in Tangled.

A deadbeat dad and small-time con-artist, Frank Gallagher gives nothing and yet expects everything. See them in Shameless.

Aslan represents everything good and just, he's just not super reliable. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Percy Jackson is an ordinary student thrust into the world of myth come alive. See them in Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief.

Joel is a hardened, jaded survivor who keeps finding things to fight for. See them in The Last of Us.

Bedside manner is for chumps, not the brilliant Dr. Gregory House. See them in House M.D..

As an undercover cop, Schmidt is getting to relive high school as a cool kid. See them in 21 Jump Street.

A 100-plus-year-old who looks like a dreamy teenager, Edward Cullen warns girls to avoid him, which makes them want him even more. See them in Twilight.

Tarzan is walking the line between human and animal. Good thing he has excellent balance. See them in Tarzan.

Elaine Benes is a tough New Yorker who can hang with the guys, and date the ones who are "sponge-worthy." See them in Seinfeld.