Because you like Chazz Darvey in Airheads

Tracy Turnblad's got rhythm, and she's determined to share her dance moves with the world. See them in Hairspray.

Whether he’s hacking or dodging a bullet, Neo has a poker face that never drops. And it doesn’t hurt that he’s prophesied to be "The One" to save humanity. See them in The Matrix.

Steven Universe is an excitable youth who likes junk food and trying to save the world. See them in Steven Universe.

Whether it's randomly bursting into song or writing Nancy Drew fan-fiction, Jess proudly marches to the beat of her own drum. See them in New Girl.

Ron Swanson is the man's man's man's man. See them in Parks and Recreation.

A level-headed show business icon despite his amphibian status, Kermit is the brains behind the success of the Muppets. See them in The Muppet Movie.

Sandy Olsen is out of her head, hopelessly devoted to Danny. See them in Grease.

Although Jareth seems like he's just a harmless romantic, his powers make him a formidable foe. See them in Labyrinth.

John Bender's interests include marijuana, fighting, and breaking the rules. See them in The Breakfast Club.

Unaware of the fact that he's a toy and made of plastic, Buzz Lightyear is a spaceman on a mission fully of snappy catch phrases. See them in Toy Story.

While Cassie Ainsworth's head is always in the clouds, her heart is always in the right place. See them in Skins.

Cynicism is his armor and words are his weapons, but what Tyrion Lannister would really like is some nice wine. See them in Game of Thrones.