Because you like Larry Gopnik in A Serious Man

Quint is a grizzled shark hunter with a love of the sea. See them in Jaws.

Point the fun-loving Pippin Took towards second breakfast, and he's one happy hobbit. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Nadia Vulvokov is a no-nonsense broad with a dark sense of humor and a flippant attitude. See them in Russian Doll.

Egon Spengler prefers collecting spores, molds, and fungus to interacting with people. See them in Ghostbusters.

Hedwig is a lost soul with a punk rock spirit. See them in Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.

A believer in the philosophy of Nietzsche, Dwayne Hoover has taken a vow of silence until he becomes a test pilot for the Air Force. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Chris Miles has run out of cash, luck, and drugs. See them in Skins.

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.

Raiden is an efficient soldier haunted by his repressed past. See them in Metal Gear Series.

Shaggy might be a bit of a slacker, but his heart and his stomach are usually in the right place. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.