Because you like Sam Roth in Shiver

A powerful mob boss, Vito Corleone is always making offers people can't refuse. See them in The Godfather.

Marge Simpson is a mostly happy housewife and subscriber to Sponge and Vacuum Magazine. See them in The Simpsons.

A karate master/rocket scientist/squirrel, Sandy Cheeks is the only one who can clean up the other resident's messes in Bikini Bottom. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Shana is a red-haired warrior with a black-and-white worldview. See them in Shakugan no Shana.

It's a mad, mad world, but Alice has a surprisingly level head as goes her own way down the rabbit hole. See them in Alice in Wonderland.

A consummate schemer with a knack for solving mysteries, Shawn Spencer has trouble taking anything seriously. See them in Psych.

When the safety of Hyrule is at stake, Princess Zelda does not hesitate to sacrifice herself for the good of the land. See them in The Legend of Zelda.

Mike Hannigan is a lawyer-turned-pianist who loves to tap into his kooky side. See them in Friends.

A childlike space cadet, Brittany Pierce has a surprisingly open-minded spirit. See them in Glee.

King Schultz is about as color-blind as a man of his era can be. See them in Django Unchained.

George Costanza is short, stocky, bald, neurotic, and the self-proclaimed "king of the idiots." See them in Seinfeld.