Because you like Elio Perlman in Call Me by Your Name

Alex Russo desperately wants to keep her magic – after all, things are so much easier when you can just wave a wand. See them in Wizards of Waverly Place.

Amy Santiago likes following the rules a little too much. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, and there's nothing Jason "J.D." Dean loves more than chaos. See them in Heathers.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Bob Parr is an ex-superhero now focused on being a dad, but he misses the action. See them in The Incredibles.

Breaking bones and hearts, Callie Torres has figured out how to put the bones back together. But the hearts? Not so much. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.

Short on book smarts but long on compassion, this high school football player secretly has a soulful side. See them in Glee.

Santana Lopez is a cutthroat cheerleader who's not afraid to speak, or sing, her mind. See them in Glee.