Because you like Michael in The Good Place

Alien insists on taking the party with him wherever he goes. And if you're lucky, you'll get to see his gun collection. See them in Spring Breakers.

Juno MacGuff is hoping sarcasm will get her through the stress of teenage life. And also, teenage pregnancy. See them in Juno.

Rue Bennett has been overprescribed and under-supervised her entire life. See them in Euphoria.

Sterling Archer is a fun-loving, car-driving spy extraordinaire. But one can tell his mother didn't hug him as a child. See them in Archer.

The only thing Albert Wesker cares about is turning himself into a God. See them in Resident Evil Series.

Simon Belmont is a vampire hunter bravely carrying on the family business. See them in Castlevania.

A weather-controlling mutant, Storm doesn't just use her powers to ruin Magneto's day with unexpected showers. She is truly a badass. See them in X-Men Series.

A brilliant "extractor," Dom Cobb has spent the past few years running from the authorities and his inner demons. See them in Inception.

A literal fallen star, Yvaine is temperamental, sarcastic, and a bit on edge. See them in Stardust.

You'll never get Alaska Young. And that's the whole point. See them in Looking for Alaska.

A no-nonsense hitman with a taste for good burgers and divine justice, Jules Winnfield will go to great lengths to please his boss. See them in Pulp Fiction.

Daria Morgendorffer is so defensive that she actively works to make people dislike her so that she don't feel bad when they do. See them in Daria.