Because you like Roland Pryzbylewski in The Wire

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

A gifted detective, Rust Cohle is as dark and twisty as any murderer he chases. See them in True Detective Season 1.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

1986 is Eddie Munson’s year, at least until a mysterious force begins plaguing Hawkins yet again and he’s suspected of murder. See them in Stranger Things.

Rick Dalton is an aging actor with insecurity issues. See them in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Christine Palmer is a great surgeon and an even better friend. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

You couldn't ask for a better, or weirder, daughter like Cassie. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A poised, stately man-out-of-time, Ichabod Crane typically faces the modern world with wry quip. See them in Sleepy Hollow.

There can be no doubt that Ben Linus is a huge liar. But one man's lies are another man's necessary steps to protect his people. See them in Lost.