Because you like Ned Flanders in The Simpsons

While he might drive colleagues crazy with his antics, Jake Peralta cares about the Nine-Nine more than most things. Including personal hygiene. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Not only could Hellboy avenge your death, he'd also have a sense of humor about it and not let it ruin the rest of his night. See them in Hellboy.

Emmet Brickowski is so upbeat it's not even human. Everything is AWESOME! See them in The Lego Movie.

Realizing that New York City was in his blood, Wilson Fisk will now do anything to make Hell's Kitchen a better place. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Claire Underwood is scary intimidating, and she knows it. See them in House of Cards.

Quentin has his whole life mapped out. It might sound boring, but he likes boring. See them in Paper Towns.

A sadistic sociopath, Lil Z is helping make the City of God slum a Hell on Earth. See them in City of God.

Kiara Carrera is a hippie socialist who likes sea turtles more than people. See them in Outer Banks.

Michonne 's light on conversation and deadly with a blade. See them in The Walking Dead.

Francis Freeman may be impervious to pain, but he sure knows how to inflict it. See them in Deadpool.

A kind and funny valedictorian, Gwen Stacy likes to make out with Spider-man when her homework's done. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Some say to survive in Underland you need to be as mad as a hatter–which, luckily, he is. See them in Alice in Wonderland.