Because you like Mrs. Krabappel in The Simpsons

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

A brilliant graduate student in Italy for "research," Oliver has other things on his mind: flirting, swimming, and dancing. See them in Call Me by Your Name.

Though she can seamlessly flit between glamorous identities, Sydney Prosser is more vulnerable than she pretends to be. See them in American Hustle.

A rugged treasure hunter, Rick O'Connell finds adventure wherever he goes – whether he wants to or not. See them in The Mummy.

Carol Aird is driven to fight to make her life better, regardless the consequences. See them in Carol.

Greg Hirsch is new to the Roy family's cutthroat world of wealth and privilege. See them in Succession.

Sydney Bristow is a kick-ass double agent on a mission for revenge. See them in Alias.

Rick Dalton is an aging actor with insecurity issues. See them in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

You couldn't ask for a better, or weirder, daughter like Cassie. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Claudia may look young, but she is a wise and philosophical vampire, knowing of the world and the darker nature of man. See them in Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles.

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Peter Venkman's "research" projects are designed to get undergraduate students to sleep with him. Though it turns out he can bust ghosts. See them in Ghostbusters.