Because you like Kitty Forman in That '70s Show

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Tom Hansen is a full-fledged romantic impatiently waiting for his love story. See them in (500) Days of Summer.

Eugene H. Krabs is a greedy restaurant owner who won't let a dime out of the reach of his claws. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Logan Huntzberger is a daredevil, romantic, and heir to a media empire. See them in Gilmore Girls.

This bite-sized, power-hungry plankton is determined to uncover the secret recipe for the Krusty Krab burger. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Marshall Eriksen is a lawyer in love who is enjoying life. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Talking to a stranger on a train is the best decision Jesse Wallace ever made. See them in Before Sunrise.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Call her. Beep her. If anyone's in trouble, Kim Possible is there. See them in Kim Possible.

A soulful bass player, Nick O'Leary can't stop sending breakup CDs to his ex. See them in Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist.

Britta Perry has never met a cause she couldn't passionately champion—at least for a little bit. See them in Community.

Louise Belcher might be just a kid, but she can manipulate just about anyone with a pulse. All in the name of fun, of course. See them in Bob's Burgers.