Because you like Randy Marsh in South Park

Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.

A master manipulator, Frank Underwood has a tight grip on Washington DC. Plus who doesn't like having a leader who frequently tosses off Shakespearean asides? See them in House of Cards.

Vivian Ward is a no-nonsense working girl with fairy-tale dreams. See them in Pretty Woman.

Claire Underwood is scary intimidating, and she knows it. See them in House of Cards.

Georgina Sparks uses beauty, brains, and power to always get her way. See them in Gossip Girl.

Orphan Bruce Wayne has a tortured soul, but he's trying his best to weed out corruption. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Resourceful and pragmatic, Selina Kyle always keeps in mind her number one priority: herself. See them in Gotham.

A debonair spy, Harry Hart is the epitome of a gentleman, even when he calmly takes down multiple men with a militarized umbrella. See them in Kingsman: The Secret Service.

Although Jareth seems like he's just a harmless romantic, his powers make him a formidable foe. See them in Labyrinth.

There are certain souls the surprisingly sensitive Death would rather not reap. See them in The Book Thief.

Raven Reyes may be a deliquent, but she's also the youngest zero-gravity mechanic who fixed a 130-year old escape pod to make it through the descent to Earth. See them in The 100.

First Lady Melody Grant is conspiring to stay in the White House, but she stays a few steps behind her husband because that’s where she "belongs." See them in Scandal.