Because you like Susie Carmichael in Rugrats

A stylish agent, Agent J would rather improvise than play by the rules. See them in Men in Black.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

In charge of stocking the office's supply of cigarettes and liquor, Joan Holloway could run the whole company if they would let her. See them in Mad Men.

Eugene H. Krabs is a greedy restaurant owner who won't let a dime out of the reach of his claws. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Oliver Tate is extremely articulate but hopelessly awkward. That's not a recipe for teenage happiness. See them in Submarine.

Though she can seamlessly flit between glamorous identities, Sydney Prosser is more vulnerable than she pretends to be. See them in American Hustle.

Carol Aird is driven to fight to make her life better, regardless the consequences. See them in Carol.

Mark Sloan is the best plastic surgeon and biggest playboy the hospital's ever seen. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Marshall Eriksen is a lawyer in love who is enjoying life. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Don't let his old age fool you, Heihachi Mishima is a ruthless pragmatist who values self-reliance above all else. See them in Tekken .

Sydney Bristow is a kick-ass double agent on a mission for revenge. See them in Alias.

Greg Hirsch is new to the Roy family's cutthroat world of wealth and privilege. See them in Succession.