Because you like Hawkeye Pierce in M*A*S*H
The self-proclaimed "only guilty man in Shawshank prison" has wisdom to share, such as the best way to smuggle a Rita Hayworth poster into a Maine prison. See them in The Shawshank Redemption.
George Costanza is short, stocky, bald, neurotic, and the self-proclaimed "king of the idiots." See them in Seinfeld.
Stuck somewhere between life and death, Talion is motivated by one thing only: vengeance. See them in Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor.
Fox Mulder is a devoted believer in aliens, monsters, and that the truth is out there. See them in The X-Files.
If this slick ad man doesn't like the conversation, he changes it—while drinking and smoking. See them in Mad Men.
John Locke is an eerily calm, confident believer in the magic of the island that gave him his legs back. See them in Lost.
This suave con-man doesn't just want to become rich. Danny Ocean wants to rip off the guy who stole his wife in the biggest Vegas con. See them in Ocean's Eleven.
A few millennia in the mortal realm have caused DEATH to be quite enamored of life. See them in Discworld.
Vengeance is William Wallace’s game. With his father, brother, and wife killed by the English, he slaughters the garrison and sacks cities. See them in Braveheart.
Sydney Bristow is a kick-ass double agent on a mission for revenge. See them in Alias.
Olivia Benson brings order to a world full of chaos. And she never forgets who she's fighting for. See them in Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.
