Because you like Serena van der Woodsen in Gossip Girl

Hans Landa doesn't seem to have issues with Jews, but he hunts them because he's determined to do his job well. See them in Inglourious Basterds.

Arthur Dent is an incredibly normal man on an incredibly abnormal adventure. See them in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Introspective Theodore Twombly would rather observe life than participate in it. See them in Her.

Sam Roth is sensitive, musically gifted, and scarred by his past. See them in Shiver .

Not only could Hellboy avenge your death, he'd also have a sense of humor about it and not let it ruin the rest of his night. See them in Hellboy.

A nurturing, selfless, and level-headed leader, Makoto Tachibana loves looking out for his friends. See them in Free! Iwatobi Swim Club.

Wise beyond his years, Ashitaka is a dutiful young prince who respects the balance of life. See them in Princess Mononoke.

Judge Dredd is less a man and more a living manifestation of justice. See them in Dredd.

An opportunistic fugitive-turned-bounty-hunter, Faye Valentine uses both grit and her good looks to get ahead. See them in Cowboy Bebop.

As an undercover cop, Schmidt is getting to relive high school as a cool kid. See them in 21 Jump Street.

Joel is a hardened, jaded survivor who keeps finding things to fight for. See them in The Last of Us.

Gollum is slimy and seething with hatred, the last person you would want to meet in a dark cave. See them in The Lord of the Rings.