Because you like Bill Haverchuck in Freaks and Geeks

Kara "Starbuck" Thrace will beat you in cards, drink you under the table, then fly circles around you in her fighter plane. See them in Battlestar Galactica.

With a unique ability to empathize with killers, Will Graham helps society but his sanity pays the price. See them in Hannibal.

All the world's a stage, and Missy Piggy's never one to give up the spotlight. See them in The Muppet Movie.

For Louie C.K., comedy is tough but fatherhood is even tougher. See them in Louie.

An inter-dimensional demon, Bill Cipher dreams of a more chaotic Gravity Falls. See them in Gravity Falls.

A responsible kid, Hugo Cabret is still capable of flights of fancy. See them in Hugo.

Fox McCloud leads a team of pilots through the Lylat System in search of the evil genius Andross, the villain that killed his father. See them in Star Fox.

China has five thousand years of history, and he's optimistic he'll win over the Allied Powers to the wisdom of his ways. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Shuri is a genius-level inventor with a wicked sense of humor. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Darcy Lewis is a razor-sharp scientist studying things that science can't explain. See them in Thor.

Judge Dredd is less a man and more a living manifestation of justice. See them in Dredd.

Number Five is a 58-year-old man trapped in his 13-year-old body. See them in The Umbrella Academy.