Because you like Mal Reynolds in Firefly

There must be quite a lot of fellows who haven't got anybody to bring them tea in the morning. Bertie Wooster is lucky to have his valet, Jeeves. See them in Jeeves and Wooster.

Bree Van De Kamp likes her whiskey's neat, her napkins pressed, and her guns loaded. See them in Desperate Housewives.

They say prison changes you, and Piper Chapman is figuring that out the hard way. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Donna Meagle has a Benz, a fool-proof strategy to pick up men, and the number for R&B star Ginuine's direct line. Enough said. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Just call Jeff Lebowski The Dude. Or His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing. See them in The Big Lebowski.

Remy Hadley is a closed book—a cynical, super-smart closed book. See them in House M.D..

A formerly righteous wizard, Saruman has been corrupted by the forces of evil. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

A stylish agent, Agent J would rather improvise than play by the rules. See them in Men in Black.

Turanga Leela is the daughter of two mutants who live in the sewers below New York City. See them in Futurama.

Talos is a mysterious military commander skilled in the art of deception. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.