Because you like Diane Chambers in Cheers
Keeping your cool is just as useful in the underworld as in war, and Michael Corleone is stone-cold. See them in The Godfather.
Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.
Count Olaf is a traveling actor, except he can't act and his homicidal tendencies make finding work pretty difficult. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.
Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.
A singing nanny, Mary Poppins is practically perfect in every way. See them in Mary Poppins.
Gomez Addams fills his days with ghoulish and ghastly forms of recreation, enjoying life and all its pleasures to the fullest. See them in The Addams Family.
Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.
Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.
A company man who has never done a day of work, Creed Bratton pursues sketchy extracurricular activities that keep him busy. See them in The Office.
