Because you like Xander Harris in Buffy the Vampire Slayer

He's the great Black Star, and he's come to assassinate you. See them in Soul Eater.

Back in his hometown, Richie Tozier has been punched, dragged to a crackhouse and now has to kill a clown. See them in It.

Fun and feisty on the outside, Meredith Grey is dark and twisty on the inside. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

While Jay Gatsby doesn't necessarily like to attend his parties, he knows how to throw a world-class bash. See them in The Great Gatsby.

Arguably the world's worst boss, Michael Scott is desperate for love, praise and a suggestion for an improv scene. See them in The Office.

Elio Perlman likes the piano, peaches, and his father's new research assistant a little too much. See them in Call Me by Your Name.

Don't worry about this forensic scientist offing you unless you're a serial killer yourself. (You're not, right? Just checking.) See them in Dexter.

Think you grew up fast? At 12, Mathilda is an aspiring assassin eager to avenge her family's murder. See them in Leon: The Professional.

A debonair spy, Harry Hart is the epitome of a gentleman, even when he calmly takes down multiple men with a militarized umbrella. See them in Kingsman: The Secret Service.

Melinda May is a woman of few words and many talents. Most of them martial. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Hedwig is a lost soul with a punk rock spirit. See them in Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

Fiery, intelligent, and opinionated, Jo March rebels against the restrictions of her era. See them in Little Women.