Because you like Archie Bunker in All in the Family

His name is Chucky, and he's your friend till the end. Hidey-ho! See them in Child's Play.

With an undeniable sense of adventure, Huck Finn is an expert at getting into and, more importantly, out of sticky situations. See them in The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.

The Grinch's heart is just too small to appreciate Christmas. See them in Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

A singing nanny, Mary Poppins is practically perfect in every way. See them in Mary Poppins.

We're all puppets. Dr. Manhattan is just a puppet who can see the strings. See them in Watchmen.

Ash Williams is a houseware clerk at S-Mart and the Chosen One. See them in The Evil Dead.

A secret smoker, Margot Tenenbaum has plenty more secrets where that came from. See them in The Royal Tenenbaums.

Small in stature, Clara Oswald has a big appetite for adventure. See them in Doctor Who.

Patrick Verona is a bad boy who's after a tough girl. See them in 10 Things I Hate About You.

He's a get rich or die tryin' kind of raccoon. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Tattoos, bad boys, and heroin: Jane Margolis is learning that some vices are more dangerous than others. See them in Breaking Bad.

The self-proclaimed "only guilty man in Shawshank prison" has wisdom to share, such as the best way to smuggle a Rita Hayworth poster into a Maine prison. See them in The Shawshank Redemption.