Because you like Liz Lemon in 30 Rock

Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.

Jasper Jordan is trying his best to make it through the night. See them in The 100.

Haley Dunphy's interests include shopping, dating, and avoiding homework at all costs. See them in Modern Family.

Megamind is searching for purpose in a supervillain life without a superhero to fight. See them in Megamind.

High school is Hell, so Allison Reynolds spends her time giving herself tattoos with ballpoint pens and shaking dandruff out of her hair. See them in The Breakfast Club.

Experiment 626 was designed for one thing: to destroy everything he touches. See them in Lilo & Stich.

The Grinch's heart is just too small to appreciate Christmas. See them in Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

Despite the dissolution of his state, Prussia hangs on – mooching off his younger brother Germany and reading comics. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Kazuma Kiryu's legendary strength and exploits have earned him the nickname of Dragon of Dojima. See them in Yakuza.

GLaDOS will supply the food when you get together: a delicious cake. Of course, it could just be a trap so she can kill you. It’s hard to say. See them in Portal Series.

Sokka is the group's self proclaimed comedian, occasionally he'll even make people laugh! See them in Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Basil Hallward is dominated, soul, brain, and power by Dorian. See them in Dorian Gray.