Because you like Dr. Manhattan in Watchmen

Not a great influence with her classmates, this 13-year-old "cool girl" likes to shoplift, chug alcohol, and snort crushed pills. See them in thirteen.

Jules Vaughn likes glitter, sequins, and older men. See them in Euphoria.

How is angel Aziraphale supposed to stop the apocalypse when Hell's forces misplaced the Antichrist somewhere? See them in Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

While Cassie Ainsworth's head is always in the clouds, her heart is always in the right place. See them in Skins.

Effy Stonem is cool and collected with a wry smile on her face and a cigarette between her lips. See them in Skins.

England may cultivate the image of a well-bred gentleman, but he has both the temper and mouth of a seasoned sailor. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Sidney Prescott is trying to return to life as a regular, teenage girl – one who doesn't cause rooms to go silent when she walks in. See them in Scream.

Maddy Perez seems like an angel until she opens her mouth. See them in Euphoria.

Paris Geller is a newspaper editor, class president, and headed for Harvard. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Nadine Franklin likes to wallow in her misery almost as much as she likes to torment her mother. See them in The Edge of Seventeen.

Sid Jenkins is the ultimate underachiever, but he doesn't mind. Well, he pretends he doesn't. See them in Skins.

After becoming accepted into the group of popular girls, Tracy Freeland has turned from a sweet and reserved teenager into a monster. See them in thirteen.