Because you like Miss Piggy in The Muppet Movie

A cursed pirate captain, Barbossa is greedy, vengeful, and surprisingly cheeky. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Born and raised in the darkness, Bane is determined to have the city totally under his control so that he can demolish it. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Talos is a mysterious military commander skilled in the art of deception. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A few millennia in the mortal realm have caused DEATH to be quite enamored of life. See them in Discworld.

Anna Karenina doesn't want to be a respectable woman any more. She thinks respect was invented to cover the empty place where love should be. See them in Anna Karenina.

Tobias "Four" Eaton is only afraid of four things, but you should probably be afraid of him. See them in Divergent.

Mac is a karate-chopping, beer-chugging schemer. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Mavis Dracula's interests are anything black, scream cheese, and flying around. See them in Hotel Transylvania.

A brilliant "extractor," Dom Cobb has spent the past few years running from the authorities and his inner demons. See them in Inception.

Severus Snape is a misanthropic potions teacher with a vindictive streak. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Effie Trinket is utterly enamored with all things fashion, make-up, and style. See them in The Hunger Games .