Because you like Lancaster Dodd in The Master

Tom Hansen is a full-fledged romantic impatiently waiting for his love story. See them in (500) Days of Summer.

Harry Mason has been told that he worries too much, that he's a little paranoid. But he just wants to protect what he loves. See them in Silent Hill.

Can you be reckless and still be in control? Neil McCormick hopes so. See them in Mysterious Skin.

Point the fun-loving Pippin Took towards second breakfast, and he's one happy hobbit. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Nadia Vulvokov is a no-nonsense broad with a dark sense of humor and a flippant attitude. See them in Russian Doll.

Hedwig is a lost soul with a punk rock spirit. See them in Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.

Chris Miles has run out of cash, luck, and drugs. See them in Skins.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Rogue's touch is literally deadly, and she's trying to learn from the older mutants how to manager her powers. See them in X-Men Series.

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.

Shaggy might be a bit of a slacker, but his heart and his stomach are usually in the right place. See them in Scooby-Doo.