Because you like Miles Raymond in Sideways

Jim Hopper is a weary and beaten down police officer who numbs his pain through beer, pills, and cigarettes. See them in Stranger Things.

Wearing couture pinstripe suits over his cut abs, banker Patrick has a way with the ladies. But his relationships never end well. See them in American Psycho.

Francis Freeman may be impervious to pain, but he sure knows how to inflict it. See them in Deadpool.

Blade has all the cool vampire powers with none of the weaknesses. Definitely not a guy to pick a fight with. See them in Blade.

A powerful dragon-hunting warrior, Dovahkiin is destined for great things. See them in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

A powerful mob boss, Vito Corleone is always making offers people can't refuse. See them in The Godfather.

A super-soldier, Master Chief might be more machine than man. And for humanity's sake, thank God. See them in Halo.

Mabel Pines loves sparkles, animals, friendship, and fun. See them in Gravity Falls.

Father to a murdered son and husband to a murdered wife, Maximus Decimus Meridius will have his vengeance. See them in Gladiator.

George Weasley likes to invent quirky joke products, play Quidditch, and cause poor Mrs. Weasley a lot of anxiety. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Satine cynically gives up on love so she can advance her singing career. But she meets a dreamer who reminds her there's more to life than ambition. See them in Moulin Rouge.

Hanna Marin is a determined girl defined by her ability to transform herself. See them in Pretty Little Liars.