Because you like Donkey in Shrek

Scooby-Doo always keeps his priorities in order: eat snacks first, solve mysteries later. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Gilderoy Lockhart's biggest idol is himself. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Corpse Bride's dreams were taken from her. But now - now she's stolen them from someone else. See them in Corpse Bride.

Squidward Tentacles is a pretentious clarinet player in search of peace and quiet. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Leslie Burke is bold, courageous, and imaginative enough to create a world from scratch. See them in Bridge to Terabithia.

Ahape-shifting dog, Jake is the last man's best friend. See them in Adventure Time.

A short-tempered guy, Bowser is determined to wreak havoc on the Mushroom Kingdom. See them in Super Mario Bros..

Turanga Leela is the daughter of two mutants who live in the sewers below New York City. See them in Futurama.

Soos Ramirez is a loving doofus man-child. See them in Gravity Falls.

Cyclops shoots lasers out of his eyes, destroying anything in his line of sight. See them in X-Men Series.

If it were up to her, Merida would spend her days practicing archery and swordfighting, riding her horse, and exploring the Highlands. See them in Brave.

You couldn't ask for a better, or weirder, daughter like Cassie. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.