Because you like Davy Jones in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl

Terence Fletcher is a brutal and unflinchingly strict music teacher hell-bent on whipping his students into shape. See them in Whiplash.

Tattoos, bad boys, and heroin: Jane Margolis is learning that some vices are more dangerous than others. See them in Breaking Bad.

Blade has all the cool vampire powers with none of the weaknesses. Definitely not a guy to pick a fight with. See them in Blade.

Gruff and efficient, Sam Fisher protects a nation that can never admit he exists. See them in Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell.

Dante Alighieri is a crusader fighting his way to absolution. See them in Dante's Inferno.

Just because Dracula wants to suck your blood doesn't mean he's not a gentleman. See them in Dracula.

Donna Pinciotti is strong, independent, and empathetic. No one messes with her. See them in That '70s Show.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

A company man who has never done a day of work, Creed Bratton pursues sketchy extracurricular activities that keep him busy. See them in The Office.

Lily Aldrin is a flaky but supportive kindergarten teacher and painter. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Rhodes has to trust his conscience to guide him through a political struggle that could change the very shape of modern warfare. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Robbie Turner has been accused of a crime he never committed, changing the course of his life forever. See them in Atonement.