Because you like James P. Sullivan in Monsters, Inc.

Jim Halpert is a master at the art of making it through the work day, including participating in an office Olympics. See them in The Office.

Scott Pilgrim's superhero suit is just a video game t-shirt and sweatbands. But this slacker is brave enough to fight all his girlfriend's evil exes. See them in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.

Ponyboy Curtis is a "Greaser" on the surface, but he's a sensitive poet underneath. See them in The Outsiders.

A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.

George Costanza is short, stocky, bald, neurotic, and the self-proclaimed "king of the idiots." See them in Seinfeld.

When Rin Matsuoka is not swimming, he mostly spends his time brooding or listening to angry Dubstep. See them in Free! Iwatobi Swim Club.

Clary Fray's philosophy: dive into the supernatural underworld first and ask questions later. See them in City of Bones.

An infamous vampire, Alucard is a one-man killing machine with a philosophical side. See them in Hellsing.

Celine's a spontaneous Parisian college student enjoying the night of her life. See them in Before Sunrise.

James T. Kirk is more than ready to face the final frontier. See them in Star Trek.

Darlene is a free-spirited hacktivist who follows her own moral compass. See them in Mr. Robot.

Maya Lambert is an obsessive intelligence officer with tunnel vision leading toward Osama bin Laden. See them in Zero Dark Thirty.