Because you like Harvey Milk in Milk

Greg Heffley will be famous someday, but now he's stuck in class with morons. See them in Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Kiara Carrera is a hippie socialist who likes sea turtles more than people. See them in Outer Banks.

Nomi Marks is a brilliant hacker with an open-minded, accepting spirit. See them in Sense8.

Burton Guster is a level-headed investigator with a "Super Sniffer" nose. See them in Psych.

After years of being a nerdy loner, Seth Cohen can't wait to shower charm on his newfound friends. See them in The O.C..

Topanga Lawrence has been a put-together intellectual since basically the moment she could talk. See them in Boy Meets World.

Marshall Eriksen is a lawyer in love who is enjoying life. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Oliver Tate is extremely articulate but hopelessly awkward. That's not a recipe for teenage happiness. See them in Submarine.

Suzy Bishop is only 12, but her withering stare and withdrawn personality are enough to make anyone wilt. See them in Moonrise Kingdom.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Scooby-Doo always keeps his priorities in order: eat snacks first, solve mysteries later. See them in Scooby-Doo.