Because you like Bob Harris in Lost in Translation

Frank Ginsberg is the number one Proust scholar in the world, but he recently failed at committing suicide. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

A neurotic people pleaser, Tom Wambsgans is both ambitious and spineless. See them in Succession.

Chris Chambers is from a family of social outcasts and criminals, and he wants more than anything to avoid ending up like them. See them in Stand By Me.

Hughie Campbell didn't ask to be a hero, but he's tired of injustice. See them in The Boys.

Let's just say Sheldon Oberon is having an out-of-body experience like no other. See them in Jumanji.

Free-spirited Annie Hall goes through life saying "La-di-da, la-di-da, la la." See them in Annie Hall.

Cynical, judgmental, and hipper-than-thou, Enid Coleslaw wears her outsider status like a badge of honor. See them in Ghost World.

Holland March is known to wake up hungover in full bathtubs. See them in The Nice Guys.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

You wouldn't know it by looking at her, but beneath Sheila Jackson's sweet, motherly exterior lies a sex addict. See them in Shameless.

Rick Dalton is an aging actor with insecurity issues. See them in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.