Because you like Edwin Hoover in Little Miss Sunshine

Curving free kicks and crosses is tough, but keeping her soccer passion from her disapproving family is way tougher for Jess. See them in Bend It Like Beckham.

A no-nonsense pro, Agent K has dedicated his whole life to his job. See them in Men in Black.

Quiet and brooding, Ennis Del Mar keeps his true passions close to the chest. See them in Brokeback Mountain.

Seth is short-tempered, crude, and terrible at school, but hopefully there's nothing an epic party can't fix. See them in Superbad.

As Marlena Rosenbluth is finding out, confidence in the limelight doesn't always translate to power at home. See them in Water for Elephants.

Jack's big imagination is never limited by his incredibly cramped surroundings. See them in Room.

Dante Alighieri is a crusader fighting his way to absolution. See them in Dante's Inferno.

Abbi Abrams is the ultimate wingwoman because she wants nothing more than to have a good time for its own sake. See them in Broad City.

Django was once a slave. Now that he has a taste of freedom, he understandably wants a full meal. See them in Django Unchained.

Cosmo Kramer is an eccentric schemer whom you might know better as the "Assman." See them in Seinfeld.