Because you like Slippy Toad in Star Fox

It turns out Dracula's son Alucard has some pretty severe daddy issues. See them in Castlevania.

Ted Mosby is a hopelessly romantic architect in search of someone to be the mother of his children. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Steve Stifler is more than just a dude with a hot mom. He's also rude, profane, and obnoxious. See them in American Pie.

Chris Miles has run out of cash, luck, and drugs. See them in Skins.

Susan Pevensie is sensible, practical, and fiercely protective of those she loves. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Clarice Starling is patiently working with one serial killer to stop another. See them in The Silence of the Lambs.

Shaggy might be a bit of a slacker, but his heart and his stomach are usually in the right place. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.

Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.

Cady Heron is the new girl in town who's also new to the world of high school, period. See them in Mean Girls.

Gretchen Wieners is the gossip queen in her clique. See them in Mean Girls.

Milo Thatch is an enthusiastic researcher without cynicism. See them in Atlantis: The Lost Empire.