Because you like Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters

Give in to the dark side with vampire Lestat; it's more fun. See them in Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles.

Donna Carmichael is a free-spirited single mom and gracefully aging hippie. See them in Mamma Mia!.

Squidward Tentacles is a pretentious clarinet player in search of peace and quiet. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Patrick Verona is a bad boy who's after a tough girl. See them in 10 Things I Hate About You.

GLaDOS will supply the food when you get together: a delicious cake. Of course, it could just be a trap so she can kill you. It’s hard to say. See them in Portal Series.

Leonard Hofstadter is the normal one among his scientist friends, though in fairness that's a low bar. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Pengiuns, turtles, and all things scientific is where Sam's expertise lies. Girls are uncharted territory, but Sam is trying to branch out. See them in Atypical.

Beloved by all, Lucy is the most corageous Pevensie. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

The only thing Albert Wesker cares about is turning himself into a God. See them in Resident Evil Series.

Caleb Rivers is a bad boy with a good reason for acting out. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Bob Belcher runs a lonely burger joint, and even though his wit is lost on his eccentric family, he doesn't let that faze him. See them in Bob's Burgers.