Because you like Greg Heffley in Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Homer Simpson is a beer-loving disaster in charge of nuclear safety in Springfield. Everybody run! See them in The Simpsons.

Tiffany Maxwell wishes people would stop reminding her about her dead husband. See them in Silver Linings Playbook.

Veronica Sawyer thinks that if you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game-show host. See them in Heathers.

A laid-back wanderer, Ginko has an empathetic, open-minded worldview. See them in Mushishi.

Gollum is slimy and seething with hatred, the last person you would want to meet in a dark cave. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

The Warden of the camp says that digging holes in the desert builds character, but Stanley Yelnats suspects there's more to it. See them in Holes.

It's certainly easier to get great footage of crimes when you can guarantee they'll happen. See them in Nightcrawler.

Member of the student council, captain of the fencing team, and part-time model, Juri Arisugawa is idolized by everyone around her. See them in Revolutionary Girl Utena.

This is not a democracy. According to Torrance Shipman, it's a "cheerocracy." See them in Bring It On.

A great galactic bounty hunter, Samus Aran is not as good at expressing emotions. See them in Metroid.

It’s a shame that the Seven Kingdoms doesn’t allow a woman to rule. The scheming, focused Cersei Lannister would do a far better job than either of her sons. See them in Game of Thrones.