Because you like Bill S. Preston in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Gotham's unhinged Clown Princess of Crime will call you puddin', then punch you in the face. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Once a handsome prince, the Beast is now a grumpy, furry, monster. It's hard to pinpoint which mammal he resembles the most. See them in Beauty and the Beast.

Ron Swanson is the man's man's man's man. See them in Parks and Recreation.

From his attire to his form while running, aesthetics rule Rei Ryugazaki's life. See them in Free! Iwatobi Swim Club.

His name is Chucky, and he's your friend till the end. Hidey-ho! See them in Child's Play.

He's the great Black Star, and he's come to assassinate you. See them in Soul Eater.

A few millennia in the mortal realm have caused DEATH to be quite enamored of life. See them in Discworld.

Glenn Rhee somehow never loses his enthusiastic spirit – even in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. See them in The Walking Dead.

Just call Jeff Lebowski The Dude. Or His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing. See them in The Big Lebowski.

John Bender's interests include marijuana, fighting, and breaking the rules. See them in The Breakfast Club.

A singing nanny, Mary Poppins is practically perfect in every way. See them in Mary Poppins.

The Grinch's heart is just too small to appreciate Christmas. See them in Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas.