Because you like Morty Smith in Rick and Morty

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.

Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.

Eugene H. Krabs is a greedy restaurant owner who won't let a dime out of the reach of his claws. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.

A scary monster on the outside, James P. Sullivan is really a softie on the inside. See them in Monsters, Inc..

Kyle Broflovski is an motional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman. See them in South Park.

Gene Belcher dreams of a future in the limelight, and he doesn't let his lack of talent hold him back. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Shaggy might be a bit of a slacker, but his heart and his stomach are usually in the right place. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.