Because you like Brain in Pinky and the Brain

Ilana Wexler is rarely found without a joint. When she's not absolutely blazed, she is a below average employee and an incredible best friend. See them in Broad City.

Will Herondale is an emotionally distant bad boy with a secret. See them in Clockwork Angel .

Smart but insecure, Tally Youngblood is torn between what she wants and what her society demands. See them in Uglies.

Dimitri Belikov is a stoic vampire guardian who has the reserve, focus, and discipline of a soldier. See them in Vampire Academy .