Character Recommendations Based on Hal Incandenza

Roger Kint The Usual Suspects

A nervous, weak, ham-handed criminal. We think

Izaya Orihara Durarara!!

Everyone is just a chess piece, and Isaya's a master player

Number Five The Umbrella Academy

A 58-year-old man trapped in his 13-year-old body

Sterling Archer Archer

Some say world's greatest secret agent, some say alcoholic momma's boy

Bojack Horseman Bojack Horseman

Former sitcom star who loves sharing his opinions with anyone who will listen. Oh, and drinking. A lot

Charlie Kelly It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

This "rat king" of Paddy's Pub has a room-temperature IQ

Eric Cartman South Park

Fourth grader without a moral compass who lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs