Character Recommendations Based on Martha

The Dude. Or His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing

Understated, smart, and tough. He's been in love with one woman forever and he's always dedicated to her

She's only 12, but her withering stare and withdrawn personality are enough to make anyone wilt

Prison is cruel, but the savvy Red has made a decent life for himself there

Sadistic and self-serving, but so smart that you'd never realize it until it's too late

Self-centered New Yorker who can hang with the guys, and date the ones who are sponge-worthy

Sleazy and quick-witted, this lawyer knows every legal loophole in the book